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shmurger 16.10.2007 16:56

ak rakstīja: Kā šādu faktu var nepamanīt ?) Pirms viņa tā noraujas, var labu laiku dzirdēt .

ne tikai dzirdeet, tur var just aatrumaa braucot... stuuri rausta, vibree viss...

shmurger 15.10.2007 22:55

Magistrs rakstīja: Plaisas krāsā var rasties arī no virsbūves vērpšanās, labākajā gadījumā no sliktas nokrāsošanas.

nu jaa, ja visrsbuuve saak taa veerpties, ka kraasa lobaas , tad diez kas nav...ja nav 7x ar rulliti perveets...

shmurger 11.10.2007 23:09

phenom rakstīja:

KrZhanis rakstīja:

Marchiks_ rakstīja:

Kā var sačakarēt savu dzīvi pārkāpjot noteikumus??? Pastāsti sīkāk. Parasti nervus sev čakarē korķos sēdētāji...

Vai ir dzirdēts par sliktu ieradumu ietekmi uz cilvēkiem?

Juus esat tik primitiivi, Goda vaards! "Pareizie" meigina izveidot kaut-kaadus stulbus stereotipus lai izlabotu situaaciju kas nemainisies! Ja nepatiik staaveet korkii - brauc agraak. Shodien izbraucu 7:10 un ljoti jauki tiku no Zepniekkalnaa liidz Ganibu dambja ielai.

a ko es , pie darba dirneeshu stundu , man varbuut darbu tikai 9.00 taisa valjaa.

shmurger 01.10.2007 10:15
shmurger 01.10.2007 7:56

modena rakstīja:

nuhajs rakstīja:

Modricimus rakstīja: thekickback.com/...

nenormāli smieklīgi.... bērnudārza jociņi.

a ko gribēji no bemberista... laikām jau powerā uzrāvas kādas 10 rezies - pirms te nolēma iepostēt....

pats interesantakais ir tas , ka tie, kuri paarstartee kompi peec shita jocinja, parasti ir baigi apvainojushies...noveerots delfos...

shmurger 30.09.2007 15:47

tad njem un nopeerc...jeb tev vajag , lai pienes klaat un iedod buchu...

shmurger 26.09.2007 22:37

Dauzonis rakstīja: Pusgadu vecs gadījums. Mēģinu iespējami īsi pašu galveno.

Braucu ar max 56kmh. Zinu, ka priekšā menti. Kolēģi brīdināja un citi mirkšķina. Aptur mani. Saka, ka par ātru braucu. Esot 78 rādīts. Es nepiekrītu. Radaru nerāda. Radars nekustīgi guļ mentu vāģī uz paneļa, jau no brīža, kad viņus pamanīju. Protokolā ierakstu - nepiekrītu. Nākamā dienā intereses pēc pārbaudu spidometru ar GPS. Kļūda ne lielāka par 2kmh. Rakstu pretenziju. Pēc 2-3nedēļām atbilde, ka sakarā ar to, ka man šis jau ir trešais ātruma pārkāpums, tad sods netiek mainīts. Neesot pamata neticēt mentu versijai.

Principā šādi var kaudzēm vien kāst piķi, jo apturot auto CP pa rāciju fiksi uzzina vai kontā jau ir pārkāpumi vai nav. Ja tādi ir, tad var spēlēt uz to, ka esmu sliktais po-žizņi un man neviens neticēs.

he he, man reiz ments apjautaajaas , vai es zinot , ka man ir veseli 13 paarkaapumi pa 10 gadiem(peec intonaacijas sapratu , ka esmu nelabojams noziedznieks),liidz ar ko man netika izteikts briidinaajums,bet ieskjieba sodu...njaa, laikam taas 13 reizes nebija skaidras naudas uz rokaam...

shmurger 25.09.2007 23:42

_marihuans_ rakstīja: pa 800ls riitaa njemu ,ja viss tur ok

ir, ir ok... taksh prieks sevis taisiic...

shmurger 20.09.2007 21:58

nuhajs rakstīja: vēl viens virpotājs, kuram kaut kas skauž. Auns.

kur ir redzams , ka skauz,btw???

shmurger 20.09.2007 21:23

RLaguna rakstīja:

shmurger rakstīja: vareetu uztaisiit topiku""statoilaa maize shodien jau 0.99Ls""

vai piemēram shmurger uzrakstīja kaut ko sakarīgu

a tu iemaacies salikt komatus, tad arii tavus tekstus kads varees uzsuukt....

shmurger 20.09.2007 21:22

markss rakstīja:

shmurger rakstīja: vareetu uztaisiit topiku""statoilaa maize shodien jau 0.99Ls""

Tu ko :8

visii tik nopietni , jopcik... nu nesen maize ar visaadu hernju maksaaja 85 sant., tagad jau 99 sant, kas nav skaidrs...

shmurger 20.09.2007 19:13

vareetu uztaisiit topiku""statoilaa maize shodien jau 0.99Ls""

shmurger 17.09.2007 23:03

NF3 ir vislabaakaas...

shmurger 16.09.2007 23:15

jauniibs dienaas, kad straadaaju servisaa, kaadaa kafijas pauzee gribeeju pieseest uz subaara, kuram attaisiits kapots,priekshas... blekjinieks saaka breekt , lai neseezos, kaut ko veel salociis, nu i na@#$uj , seedi kaut kur citur...jaapieziimee, ka tolaik sveeru kaadus 75kg ...

shmurger 15.09.2007 22:48

nuhajs rakstīja:

shmurger rakstīja: ...tik skaties lai tie idinji nesakaujaas...

Šīris un pircējs?

ar ""idioti "" bija domaats pirceeju puulis...

shmurger 15.09.2007 20:47

ta jau dos aukcionaa, ja jau ""ir ne viens vien pircejs""...tik skaties lai tie idinji nesakaujaas...

shmurger 15.09.2007 16:19

White_Trash rakstīja:

shmurger rakstīja: a kur taa suuda subaara bilde, jeb tas tirlinjsh aizgaaja dingjeet fotoaparaatu no kaada??

nesteidzies notikumiem pa prieksh!!! vispirms paardos subaaru, tad varees nopirkt fotoaparaatu

nee vnk parasti visi nodir$- kur bildes, kur bildes..tajaa skaitaa arii konkretais subaru indiviids, a tagad kas izraadaas-nav pat telefona ar kameru...

shmurger 15.09.2007 12:39

a kur taa suuda subaara bilde, jeb tas tirlinjsh aizgaaja dingjeet fotoaparaatu no kaada??

shmurger 12.09.2007 22:18

..njā...

shmurger 11.09.2007 18:44

tu savus tekstus paarlasi??

shmurger 11.09.2007 0:30

shibernieks rakstīja: manis piedāvātam uzgalim ir speciāli caurumi priekš dīzeļa uz leju tā ka nekādu problēmu

uzgailim...tu te nejauc lietas...

shmurger 10.09.2007 7:22

ta nu gan ,estēts! labāk gaismas noregulē....

shmurger 10.09.2007 0:21

ko tev tur iisti vajag uz gaili uzmaukt???

shmurger 09.09.2007 10:59
shmurger 07.09.2007 0:22

“Shit happens”

Astrology

Shit is written in the stars.

Catholicism

If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism

Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.

Lutheranism

When shit happens, change the subject.

Calvinism

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Anglicanism

More shit happens in Rome.

Presbyterianism

This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve it with grape juice.

Congregationalism

Shit that happens to one person is just as good as that happens to another.

Hasidism

Shit never happens the same way twice.

Orthodox Judaism

So shit happens, already!

Samaritanism

Your shit is my shit.

Zoroastrianism

Shit happens half of the time.

Jainism

All shit happens to be alive.

Sikhism

Leave our shit alone.

Ba'hai

We are the shit that happens.

Sufism

The wise man has other things on his mind when shit happens.

Mithra

Shit shall continue to happen until the return of Mithras.

Platonism

There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.

Animism

Some shit happier than others.

Baptism

It 's not too bad if shit happens just before washing.

Anabaptism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, just clean up afterwards.

Mennonitism

Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it 's OK.

Greek Orthodox Church

Shit happens, usually in three's.

Russian Orthodox Church

Do not think shit does not happen.

Seventh Day Adventism

No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Televangelism

Send more shit.

Evangelism

If shit happens, pass it on.

Unitarianism

All shit that happens, is one.

Universalism

All that happens, is one shit.

Christian Science

Shit happening is all in your mind.

Secular Humanism

Shit evolves.

Gnosticism

If shit happens, it 's a secret.

Theosophy

You don't know half of the shit that happens.

Polytheism

Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Occultism

Sh, it happens.

Mysticism

Some weird shit is going on.

Shamanism

Holy shit!

Quakers

Let us not quarrel over this shit.

Amish

Shit happening is good for the soil.

Deism

God did not make this shit happen.

Sophism

If shit happens, don't step in it.

Solopsism

If it doesn't happen, it can't be shit.

Utopianism

This shit doesn't smell at all.

Darwinism

This shit was once food.

Creationism

No shit happened before Sunday 23 October 4004 BC.

Fundamentalism

Shit happens from within.

Chauvinism

No matter how shit, we happen.

Despotism

Let only one shit happen.

Feminism

Shit is male as it happens.

Puritanism

S*** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that.

Nationalism

Shit happens in the global village.

Patriotism

Our shit happens better than yours.

Fascism

Shit happens right on time.

Marxism

Shit has nothing to lose but to happen.

Stalinism

In five years, shit will happen on an industrial scale.

Communism

Let 's share this shit.

Capitalism

That 's my shit.

Socialism

The same shit happens to everyone.

Anarchism

This shit is going to hit the fan.

Commercialism

If shit happens, sell it.

Head-in-the-sandism

If there is no shit, it doesn't happen.

Conservatism

Shit doesn't happen like it used to.

Opportunism

It would be silly for shit not to happen.

Idolism

Let 's bronze this shit.

Purism

If shit must happen, let only shit happen.

Idealism

Be prepared that all shit will happen, eventually.

Apathism

Who gives a shit?

Freudianism

Shit that happens is like sex.

Behaviorism

Shit is conditioned to happen.

Empiricism

Shit only happens if I see it happen.

Relativism

Every shit happens differently.

Stoicism

This shit doesn't bother me.

Epicurism

Shit happens after a good meal.

Impressionism

From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.

Expressionism

Excrement comes and goes.

Cubism

Happen shits.

Minimalism

More than enough shit happens as it does.

Existentialism

What is this shit, anyway?

Objectivism

Shit happens to happen.

Individualism

Let 's make shit happen so at least we know who to blame.

Populism

If shit happens, silence the perpetrators.

Progressivism

Less shit happens every day, relatively speaking.

Egalitarianism

Shit and no shit happen both.

Orwellianism

Big shit is happening to you.

Mormonism

This shit is going to happen again.

Scientology

If shit happens, see ‘Dianetics’, page 157.

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Shit has been prophesied and is imminent, and only the righteous shall survive its happening.

Hare Krishna

Shit happens, rama, rama.

Moonism

Only really happy shit happens.

Jesuitism

How can we know if shit happens and nobody hears it?

Mesmerism

Sleep and no shit will happen.

Rastafarianism

Let 's smoke this shit.

Navajo

Shit happens in the wind and best in the shade.

Hopi

Corn fertilizer happens.

Maya

Shit happens in cycles.

Inca

Only holy shit happens.

Aztec

If shit happens, the Gods want to see more blood.

New Age

All shit is one shit.

Holism

When shit happens, it happens everywhere at once.

Hitchhikerism

If shit happens, the answer is 42.

Ecology

If organic shit happens, it 's OK.

Cannibalism

Eat only what does not happen.

Vegetarianism

If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Hedonism

There 's nothing like a good shit happening!

Materialism

Whoever dies with the most shit, wins.

Fetishism

If shit happens, go for more.

Egotism

My shit happens.

Narcissism

I love this shit!

Cynicism

But of course shit happens.

Fatalism

Oh shit, it 's going to happen.

Meliorism

Shit is happening now, but it will soon cease to happen.

Futurism

More shit will happen sooner or later.

Realism

There is shit, as it happens.

Surrealism

Other shit could also happen.

Pragmaticism

Deal with shit one day at a time.

Skepticism

Maybe shit happens, but then again, maybe not.

Liberalism

Shit has a right to happen.

Pacifism

Give shit a chance to happen.

Hippie

Make happenings, not shit.

Punk

Never mind what happens.

Druidism

Shit happens around the Sacred Oak.

Satanism

!SNEPPAH TIHS

Voodoo

Shit happens from me to you.

Witchcraft

Mix this shit together and it will happen.

Wicca

If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.

Online

This shit never happens in real life.

Eschatology

You think shit happens now, you just wait.

Escapism

If shit happens, don't look back.

Atheism

I can't believe this shit!

Agnosticism

I don't know shit.

Nihilism

No shit.

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