ne tikai dzirdeet, tur var just aatrumaa braucot... stuuri rausta, vibree viss...

nu jaa, ja visrsbuuve saak taa veerpties, ka kraasa lobaas , tad diez kas nav...ja nav 7x ar rulliti perveets...

a ko es , pie darba dirneeshu stundu , man varbuut darbu tikai 9.00 taisa valjaa.

pats interesantakais ir tas , ka tie, kuri paarstartee kompi peec shita jocinja, parasti ir baigi apvainojushies...noveerots delfos...

he he, man reiz ments apjautaajaas , vai es zinot , ka man ir veseli 13 paarkaapumi pa 10 gadiem(peec intonaacijas sapratu , ka esmu nelabojams noziedznieks),liidz ar ko man netika izteikts briidinaajums,bet ieskjieba sodu...njaa, laikam taas 13 reizes nebija skaidras naudas uz rokaam...

ir, ir ok... taksh prieks sevis taisiic...

kur ir redzams , ka skauz,btw???

a tu iemaacies salikt komatus, tad arii tavus tekstus kads varees uzsuukt....

visii tik nopietni , jopcik... nu nesen maize ar visaadu hernju maksaaja 85 sant., tagad jau 99 sant, kas nav skaidrs...

ar ""idioti "" bija domaats pirceeju puulis...

nee vnk parasti visi nodir$- kur bildes, kur bildes..tajaa skaitaa arii konkretais subaru indiviids, a tagad kas izraadaas-nav pat telefona ar kameru...

uzgailim...tu te nejauc lietas...

Astrology

Shit is written in the stars.

Catholicism

If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism

Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.

Lutheranism

When shit happens, change the subject.

Calvinism

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Anglicanism

More shit happens in Rome.

Presbyterianism

This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve it with grape juice.

Congregationalism

Shit that happens to one person is just as good as that happens to another.

Hasidism

Shit never happens the same way twice.

Orthodox Judaism

So shit happens, already!

Samaritanism

Your shit is my shit.

Zoroastrianism

Shit happens half of the time.

Jainism

All shit happens to be alive.

Sikhism

Leave our shit alone.

Ba'hai

We are the shit that happens.

Sufism

The wise man has other things on his mind when shit happens.

Mithra

Shit shall continue to happen until the return of Mithras.

Platonism

There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.

Animism

Some shit happier than others.

Baptism

It 's not too bad if shit happens just before washing.

Anabaptism

It 's not so bad if shit happens, just clean up afterwards.

Mennonitism

Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it 's OK.

Greek Orthodox Church

Shit happens, usually in three's.

Russian Orthodox Church

Do not think shit does not happen.

Seventh Day Adventism

No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Televangelism

Send more shit.

Evangelism

If shit happens, pass it on.

Unitarianism

All shit that happens, is one.

Universalism

All that happens, is one shit.

Christian Science

Shit happening is all in your mind.

Secular Humanism

Shit evolves.

Gnosticism

If shit happens, it 's a secret.

Theosophy

You don't know half of the shit that happens.

Polytheism

Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Occultism

Sh, it happens.

Mysticism

Some weird shit is going on.

Shamanism

Holy shit!

Quakers

Let us not quarrel over this shit.

Amish

Shit happening is good for the soil.

Deism

God did not make this shit happen.

Sophism

If shit happens, don't step in it.

Solopsism

If it doesn't happen, it can't be shit.

Utopianism

This shit doesn't smell at all.

Darwinism

This shit was once food.

Creationism

No shit happened before Sunday 23 October 4004 BC.

Fundamentalism

Shit happens from within.

Chauvinism

No matter how shit, we happen.

Despotism

Let only one shit happen.

Feminism

Shit is male as it happens.

Puritanism

S*** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that.

Nationalism

Shit happens in the global village.

Patriotism

Our shit happens better than yours.

Fascism

Shit happens right on time.

Marxism

Shit has nothing to lose but to happen.

Stalinism

In five years, shit will happen on an industrial scale.

Communism

Let 's share this shit.

Capitalism

That 's my shit.

Socialism

The same shit happens to everyone.

Anarchism

This shit is going to hit the fan.

Commercialism

If shit happens, sell it.

Head-in-the-sandism

If there is no shit, it doesn't happen.

Conservatism

Shit doesn't happen like it used to.

Opportunism

It would be silly for shit not to happen.

Idolism

Let 's bronze this shit.

Purism

If shit must happen, let only shit happen.

Idealism

Be prepared that all shit will happen, eventually.

Apathism

Who gives a shit?

Freudianism

Shit that happens is like sex.

Behaviorism

Shit is conditioned to happen.

Empiricism

Shit only happens if I see it happen.

Relativism

Every shit happens differently.

Stoicism

This shit doesn't bother me.

Epicurism

Shit happens after a good meal.

Impressionism

From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.

Expressionism

Excrement comes and goes.

Cubism

Happen shits.

Minimalism

More than enough shit happens as it does.

Existentialism

What is this shit, anyway?

Objectivism

Shit happens to happen.

Individualism

Let 's make shit happen so at least we know who to blame.

Populism

If shit happens, silence the perpetrators.

Progressivism

Less shit happens every day, relatively speaking.

Egalitarianism

Shit and no shit happen both.

Orwellianism

Big shit is happening to you.

Mormonism

This shit is going to happen again.

Scientology

If shit happens, see ‘Dianetics’, page 157.

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Shit has been prophesied and is imminent, and only the righteous shall survive its happening.

Hare Krishna

Shit happens, rama, rama.

Moonism

Only really happy shit happens.

Jesuitism

How can we know if shit happens and nobody hears it?

Mesmerism

Sleep and no shit will happen.

Rastafarianism

Let 's smoke this shit.

Navajo

Shit happens in the wind and best in the shade.

Hopi

Corn fertilizer happens.

Maya

Shit happens in cycles.

Inca

Only holy shit happens.

Aztec

If shit happens, the Gods want to see more blood.

New Age

All shit is one shit.

Holism

When shit happens, it happens everywhere at once.

Hitchhikerism

If shit happens, the answer is 42.

Ecology

If organic shit happens, it 's OK.

Cannibalism

Eat only what does not happen.

Vegetarianism

If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Hedonism

There 's nothing like a good shit happening!

Materialism

Whoever dies with the most shit, wins.

Fetishism

If shit happens, go for more.

Egotism

My shit happens.

Narcissism

I love this shit!

Cynicism

But of course shit happens.

Fatalism

Oh shit, it 's going to happen.

Meliorism

Shit is happening now, but it will soon cease to happen.

Futurism

More shit will happen sooner or later.

Realism

There is shit, as it happens.

Surrealism

Other shit could also happen.

Pragmaticism

Deal with shit one day at a time.

Skepticism

Maybe shit happens, but then again, maybe not.

Liberalism

Shit has a right to happen.

Pacifism

Give shit a chance to happen.

Hippie

Make happenings, not shit.

Punk

Never mind what happens.

Druidism

Shit happens around the Sacred Oak.

Satanism

!SNEPPAH TIHS

Voodoo

Shit happens from me to you.

Witchcraft

Mix this shit together and it will happen.

Wicca

If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.

Online

This shit never happens in real life.

Eschatology

You think shit happens now, you just wait.

Escapism

If shit happens, don't look back.

Atheism

I can't believe this shit!

Agnosticism

I don't know shit.

Nihilism

No shit.